I like to think that if you're a 23 year old male that spends your days off gardening, you've run out of things to do.
I need distractions and I'm out of hobbies that don't involve the use of money.

Note to consumers:
Please read the signs in the store.
Very important information is out there in plain sight for you.
At the least, use your brain.
If you have one.

Hey YOU.
Got any plans for Singles Awareness Day aka Valentine's Day?
I don't.
In a cruel twist of fate, I've been given the day off and a greenlight to drink heavily that night by my boss,

Hurrah for midday shifts.
And Fridays off.
Which makes me available for late night outings Thursday.
'Cuz Friday is my official hangover nursing day.
Wether that's because I've been drinking alone or with a group of quality people remains to be seen.